What is it with woman and DIET !?

 

Seriously! What is the thing with women and diet's...

I have a girlfriend for a few years now...and from the day I met her she is always doing these stupid diet's and it's really starting to pis me off! I wouldnt say one word to her if she was some chubby pig, But she really isn't!!! I think that this is slowly becoming a bad habit...now I will try to present to you how is it to live with a "Diet maniac" I'll describe some of her diets!!!

She's been on a diet for like years as I said. 

She progresses from one diet to another.

Working a diet for a while, Then she announces the discovery of the next 'better diet' (lol there are all the same)

Like there's the Weigh Down diet

This is a diet where you can eat what you want, but only when your hungry.

Sounds good doesn't it?

The catch is 'Weigh Down' has redefine what hungry is. 

And it's not the 'I feel hungry' you and I know.

Weigh Down's hungry happens hours later. 

Your not allowed to eat until your stomach is growling. 

And that happens like once in a day....ONCE A DAY! 

But that's not where the fun ends on 'Weigh Down'  

I've been starving myself for like 36 hrs. waiting for my stomach to growl.

And I'm thinking, when I do get to eat I'm gonna make it count.

But just as I'm gonna dig in my girlfriend says 

"Honey, you know your only supposed to eat until your satisfied right?" 

I say with a huge hungry smile on.. "YEAHHHH".

My smile goes south as I find out those Weigh Down nazis have redefined what full is too.

Weigh Down's full is called 'Satisfied' 

And Satisfied isn't the full you and I know. 

It's just after your tummy stops feeling "Weigh Down" hungry. 

And that was halfway through what I intended to eat.

"That's it?!" I say. "Yes dear now your Satisfied" (look of dismay)

You notice by now that I'm on this diet, right? 

That's because I inevitably find myself on some of these diets with her. 

I don't want to be on a diet but she wants me to join her in it. 

I think she wants company or something. 

Someone to mown with when the going gets tuff. 

"Dear! Is there any chocolate hidden somewhere?" 

(she'll call out to me in one of her weak moments) 

You see she's thinking if I were on the program with her, 

I'd have her back in this battle and together we would defeat the enemy. 

Yes, the dreaded three headed Fat Demon. 

He's the one responsible for planting evil yummy thoughts in her mind. 

Yummy suggestions that lead to reminiscent rememberings of palate pleasing orgies. 

Like the Chocolate fudge binge last Tuesday evening that left her shaking on the floor with a guilty Monalisa smile on her face. 

If I were dieting with her this might not have happened. 

I would have jumped to her side when Fat Demon showed up and together, 

Like Skinny Samurais, we would have protected each other. 

Back to back with swords drawn we would've slain Fat Demon and cut off his three heads. Sending fatty goo spewing all over us and the room. 

Then we'd do our victory dance like two mud wrestling hotties covered with......

.......................... KhmMM :)

Sorry.... what was I talking about again? OH yeah diets...
My point is if you really need to go on a diet...don't do it on your hand.
First thing you got to do is consult some doctor or nutritionist and than decide...
Cheeeeers ...

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Unlucky Millionares (the biggest lottery bankrupt's ever)

How many of you ever had a dream about winning on a lottery!? You probably think that those few millions would solve all of your problems.... here are few interesting cases that could change your mind about that.

Here are some confession from those that Had It All and managed to touch the bottom.

If you win the lottery, make sure to get a financial advisor and be smart about your winnings. Winning the lottery can be exciting and fun and can change your life for the better, as long as you handle it well!

1. Evelyn  Marie Adams

Evelyn Marie Adams hit the jackpot not once, but twice, buying both winning tickets at the 7-11 store her husband owned in New Jersey, a total winning of $5.4 million in 1985 and 1986. At the time Adams won, she was required to take winnings as an annuity paid out over 20 years. While the winnings were taxed at 50 percent, the government initially took only 20 percent, surprising her later with a tax bill for the remaining 30%. Like many lottery winners, Adams had to sell off her annuity to pay her taxes and her debts. She spent some money on travel, visiting South America, Hawaii and Disney World, and ignored the seven marriage proposals she got. But she did follow some bad advice; she was told to become a professional gambler so she could use her gambling losses to offset her winnings at tax time. Adams says she spent so much money gambling that she actually lost more than she won. Today, Adams lives in a trailer park and works in an upscale food services company. She does still play the lottery, but only in affordable amounts now and then.

2. William “Bud” Post III

In 1988, William “Bud” Post III,  won $16.2 million in lottery winnings but it only brought him debt, despair and heartache, causing his death of respiratory failure Jan. 15 at a Pittsburgh area hospital. His problems included a brother who tried to hire a contract murderer to kill him and his sixth wife; a landlady who forced him to give her one-third of the jackpot; and a conviction on an assault charge, after Mr. Post fired a shotgun at a man trying to collect a debt at his deteriorating dream house in northwestern Pennsylvania. He went bankrupt, came out of it with $1 million free and clear and spent most of that windfall, too.

3. Suzanne Mullins

In 1993, Suzanne Mullins won $4.2 million in the Virginia lottery. Now she’s deeply in debt to a company that lent her money using the winnings as collateral. She borrowed $197,746.15 from this company, but eventually stopped making payments on the loan. She blamed the debt on the lengthy illness of her uninsured son-in-law, who needed $1 million for medical bills. Needless to say, her lottery win did not end in happiness.

4. Ken Proxmire

Ken Proxmire was a machinist when he won $1 million in the Michigan lottery. He moved to California and went into the car business with his brothers. Within five years, he had filed for bankruptcy.  “He was just a poor boy who got lucky and wanted to take care of everybody,” explains Ken’s son Rick. “It was a hell of a good ride for three or four years, but now he lives more simply. There’s no more talk of owning a helicopter or riding in limos. We’re just everyday folk. Dad’s now back to work as a machinist,” says his son.

5. Willie Hurt

In 1989, Willie Hurt of Lansing, Mich., won $3.1 million. Only two years later he was broke and charged with murder after spending his fortune on a divorce and crack cocaine.

6. Janite Lee

In 1993, Janite lee of Missouri won $18 million. Lee was generous to a variety of causes, including various political organizations, education programs and the community services. According to published reports, eight years after winning, Lee had filed for bankruptcy with only $700 left.

7. Southeastern Family

In the early 1990s, a Southeastern family won $4.2 million. In almost no time at almost all of their winnings were spent on a huge house, cars, and various requests from family members. They bought a huge house and succumbed to repeated family requests for help in paying off debts. Eleven years after winning, the couple got divorced, the house was sold and what was left of their lottery winnings had to be split.

8. Kenneth and Connie Parker

When Kenneth Parker’s wife cashed a $25 million lottery ticket in winter of 2002, he thought they would have a new life. Now it seems they will — but not together. A few months later, he said his wife turned cold, kicked him out of the condo they had bought, and told him she was keeping all the money. Kenneth, however, took his anger and filed—in court, seeking both a divorce and what he feels is his share of the cash.

9. Jeffrey Dampier

Jeffrey Dampier won a $20 million jackpot and was then kidnapped and murdered by his own sister-in-law who hoped to inherit the winnings. Victoria Jackson and Nathaniel Jackson faced charges of first-degree murder, armed kidnapping and armed carjacking. Authorities say they invited Dampier to their apartment July 25, 2005, then tied his wrists together and ordered him into his van at gunpoint. Victoria Jackson killed Dampier with a shot to the head, according to records.

10. Jack Whittaker

Jack Whittaker is a businessman who became famous when he won US$315 million in the Powerball multi state lottery. At the time it was the largest jackpot ever won by a single winning ticket in the history of American lottery. He has garnered even more publicity since his win due to several well-publicized brushes with the law as well as personal tragedies.  Though he began with intentions to do good with his winnings, his world quickly fell apart with the death of his granddaughter Brandi from a drug overdose which was funded by her allowance from Whittaker and the breakup of his marriage. Whittaker did give money to churches and to people who were in need but was soon bombarded with lawsuits, thievery and greed. He turned to drinking as he watched what he called the “powerball curse” destroy his life.

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best action movie actors ever

After a longer pause, now  is the time to write my big COME BACK post.... As you all know last 10 days I was taking a break (went on a litle Euro-trip). As I came back I thought alot about my "come-back" post...

In the first I was planing to write about my traveling experiences...and realy there would be something to write about..

But then I suddenly  recalled of a post I was planing to write a long time ago...

My biggest occupation is movie watching...

I'm really crazy for a good movie...my favorite genre is Action of course :) So I decided to do some Action movies review this time...

precisely I'll write about action actors... so let's start

1.doubtless  number one for me is Jason Statham 

some of the best movies this guy made are :Crank, The Bank Job, Transporter, Mean Machine...and much more....

2. For my number two I chose Vin Diesel...He is the actor with the most recognizable voice there is...

my favourite movies from this guy are: XXX, The chronicles of Riddick, The Fast And The Furious, Fast Five.

3. And my third tough guy is Bruce Willis...I think no one can act so cold Bloodedly as him

best movies Bruce Willis acted in are: Ocheans Twelve, Sin City, Red, The Expendables, Cop Out...

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best trip!!!

After 10 days of my holiday I can just say th best about everything! Chez republic I would repeat this trip always !!!....

back to blog now alot of catching up to do!!! 

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Vacation finaly !!!

Hi there mates....today is for me maybe the most exciting day in the year...after a hard-working and realy stressfull year, I managed to grab some free time and spend it well....

Tonight finaly I'm going on my big Europe trip...It's a tour that I've been dreaming about for a while...

In next 6 days I will be visitnig Austria, Czech Republic, Germany, Hungary, Switzerlan....

Since I couldn't manage to make a trip to the sea this year, this tour will surley  be a good replacement...

I will try to keep up with my posts and other blogger activites...but dont antagonize if I miss a day or two...

what is there more to say ...wish me a good trip and se you all in few days...

 

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CRAZY WORLD did you know!?

Hello my readers...in the last few days I had all kind of interesting articles....thank you all for participating... and commenting my posts.

Today I'm going with a bit different topic... I will write about fascinating fact's all over the world..

I'm sure that you'll find something interesting in these articles so enjoy!!!

DID YOU KNOW!?

Bird that barks instead of sings

The Antpitta avis canis Ridgley is a bird that looks like a stuffed duck on stilts and barks like a dog. The bird was discovered by ornithologist Robert S. Ridgley in the Andes in Ecuador in June 1998. Thirty of these long-legged, black-and-white barking birds were found. It apparently had gone undetected because it lives in remote parts and, of course, doesn’t sing. The size of a duck, it is one of the largest birds discovered in the 20th Century.

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There also are dogs that do not bark! The basenji, smallish dog with a silky copper coat, does not bark. Instead, it yodels when it get excited. Wild dogs like the African Wild Dog also do not bark

 

Cow burps and global warming

Cows and global warming

With all its grazing and many stomachs, it is no wonder that cows are one of the main contributors to the hole in the ozone layer. Apart from CFC, the biggest culprit is hydrocarbon emissions from cars and cows. Yes, cows! Cows release some 100 million tons of hydrocarbon annually – by releasing gas. To give you an idea of how much gas a cow emits: if the gas of 10 cows could be captured, it would provide heating for a small house for a year.

But unlike what you think, cows release hydrocarbon mostly by burping.

 

  

If blood is red, why are veins blue?
Blood is bright red in its oxygenated form and a dark red in deoxygenated form. In simpler terms, it is bright red when it leaves the lungs full of oxygen and dark red when it returns to the lungs for a refill. Veins appear blue because light penetrating the skin is absorbed and reflected in high energy wavelengths back to the eye. Higher energy wavelengths are blue.

Why is blue for boys and pink for girls?
In ancient times, it was believed that certain colors could combat the evil spirits that lingered over nurseries. Because blue was associated with the heavenly spirits, boys were clothed in that color, boys then being considered the most valuable resource to parents. Although baby girls did not have a color associated with them, they were mostly clothed in black. It was only in the Middle Ages when pink became associated with baby girls.

Why do onions make you cry?
Onions, like other plants, are made of cells. The cells are divided into two sections separated by a membrane. One side of the membrane contains an enzyme which helps chemical processes occur in your body. The other side of the membrane contains molecules that contain sulfur. When you cut an onion, the contents on each side of the membrane mix and cause a chemical reaction. This reaction produces molecules such as ethylsufine which make your eyes water.
To prevent crying when you cut an onion, cut it under a running tap of cold water. The sulfur compounds dissolve in water and are rinsed down the sink before they reach your eyes. You can also put the onion in the freezer for ten minutes before you cut it. Cold temperatures slow down the reaction between the enzyme and the sulfur compounds so fewer of the burning molecules will reach your eyes.

hope you enjoy :)

 

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best cartoons ever!!!

We all grew up watching cartoons. I was born in 1991, and my favorite cartoons are from the 21'st century. That's not to say I didn't like the cartoons of the 70's, most of which were done in the 60's, but the 80's and 90's had great animation and writing.

Call me wierd ...but i like sick cartoons the most....by sick I mean those that make you stupid!!! literaly stupid...

some of my favourite are 

Familly guy 

South park

Simpsons....  and similar

but as i said sometimes I love to watch and remind my self to the animation world from the 90's and 80's ....

cartoons like 

Flintstones 

Scooby Doo

Looney Tunes

Alvin and the chipmunks

Spiderman 

these cartoon's can certainly be pronounced as evergreens....

here are some of the best cartoon scenes ever! so enjoy!!

and then there is one and only

one more hit!!

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